Bible Humor

We take Scripture seriously, of course, but God also gave us the ability to laugh — and it’s healthy to do so! Enjoy these Bible-based riddles:

Q:  Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
A:  Adam.  He was first in the human race.

Q:  Where is baseball played in the Bible?
A:  Genesis 1:1 reads “In the big inning.”
Then  Eve stole first, and Adam stole
second.  Cain struck out Abel, and soon
everything was rained out.

Q:  Who was the best financier in the Bible?
A:  Pharaoh’s daughter.  She went to the Nile
bank and pulled out a little prophet.

Q:  What was Boaz like before he got married?
A:  Ruthless.

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